snapslikethis:

the marauders

drunkfeferi:

a quick guide to baby etiquette 

Reblogging again since it is now cold season and, despite the fact that you would think this is common sense, I still have to ask strangers to please stop touching my daughter literally every time we go out. Please remember that what we view as a simple cold can actually put some babies in the hospital!

felisastrum:

Also, My Dash Did A Thing. Thanks dash, I appreciate this.
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Original art post

felisastrum:

Also, My Dash Did A Thing. Thanks dash, I appreciate this.

CC. loversandantiheroes

Original art post

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tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat


this is the most important gif on the INTERNET

this is the most important gif on the INTERNET

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Emperor's New College

dj3y3:

tokyodoll13:

English Majors:

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Architecture Majors:

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Music Majors:

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Engineering Majors:

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Mathematics Majors:

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Theater Majors:

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Latin American Studies Majors:

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Linguistics Majors:

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parlourpixiekyle:

sixpenceee:

Creepy monster drawing by Don Kenn. All of them were drawn on post its. More of his work here

My favorite thing about these is how fed up the kids look

Monster: Ooooooooo I’m coming for your flesh oooooooooo

Kid: Dude seriously I’m busy, can’t you go monster somewhere else for once?

the-fisher-queen:

ghostruto:

if you are under 18:

  • your nudes are child pornography 
  • people you send them to can be charged with possession of child pornography
  • you can be charged with distribution of child pornography 
  • don’t take nudes

This is not about body shaming, this is not about ‘telling you what to do with your sexuality’ this is literally a federal crime don’t fuck with the law okay.

yeahmicah:

completeveestripped:

alighttomypath:

If God is not real, why does He offend you so much? You say our God is as real as the tooth fairy, yet you do not see me slandering the tooth fairy and getting upset whenever someone even mentions them.

If you truly do not believe in God, He should not be so offensive to you. 

The realest thing ever.

Whoa.

escapekit:

Nightscapes

Oregon-based photographer Matt Payne creates stunning landscape and nightscape photography. Payne uses long exposures and composites to illuminate the dark night skies and to capture the motion of the stars in visually stunning compositions. 

(Source: mymodernmet.com)

axlrosie:

theomeganerd:

Assassin’s Kitty Unity

The last part of this video is the best thing of the week.

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